What is the No. 1 way to guarantee your home sells quickly after you put it on the market? The answer is simple: bury a statue of St. Joseph in your yard. This is guaranteed to work—go online and you’ll be able to find thousands of testimonials that say the exact same thing. In fact, if you buy the statue online, it comes with instructions on how to bury it and the prayer you need to recite. All you have to do is bury it face down, make sure it’s pointed toward your home, and say the prayer. What’s the second-best way to guarantee a quick home sale? Give me a call. I look forward to working with you.
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